Thanks to the enormous impaling-type metal object that I managed to run over yesterday, I’m spending this morning at an Acura dealer in Long Island getting a new tire, plus all the other stuff they said I needed while I was here. Good news: they have wireless internet and a spacious waiting room with a flat-screen TV. Bad news: the TV is currently set to Rachael Ray, with guest Rosie O’Donnell. Remember when the government purportedly tried to torture Noriega by blasting hard rock music? Well, I’ve got news for the Pentagon….this is far more effective.